Desk Wars

Working in an office offers many things: steady income, friendships, juicy gossip...

And pranks.

I love a good prank. I can’t really call myself a prankster, although I’ve been known to execute a few on my co-workers over the years. My personal favourite was inching a sales associates’ desk in a bit each night after he’d left for the day, until eventually he barely had room to sit down.

He didn’t notice until that moment.

I’ve also been subject to the pranks of my co-workers. Most memorably during this past Roll Up The Rim Season. You may recall our receptionist’s decorative makeover inspired by my epic losing streak:


Those cups still haunt me.

A couple of weeks ago, I took a road trip to see the Foo Fighters in Montreal. Awesome show. While I was out of town, a couple of schemers put a lot of time and effort into giving my office a new image;  one clearly based on my very manly, rock ‘n roll loving lifestyle:


I assume little blue-birds helped hang the streamers

Here’s some video the culprits captured when I finally did return to work:





I’m now trying to decide how to execute payback...I’m willing to entertain suggestions...

-Crash-